But I broke my arm. Yup. In the midst of all the other stuff going on, and in addition to a bladder condition that was just diagnosed that's way fun, I broke my fucking arm. I'm in a soft cast until Wednesday, then a regular one for 6 weeks. I'm going to quit saying things can't get worse, because God's up there laughing, "Silly girl... it can ALWAYS get worse. SEE?"
It just took me ten minutes to type that paragraph, so I'll see if Sassypants will guest post the story sometime.
Oh, did I mention it's my right arm? You can probably guess that I'm not a lefty. :)
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Oh shit! You poor, poor thing! I'm so sorry about all that's been going on with you lately.
HOLY COW!! You poor thing! What another piece of crap to add to theh load! Wish I could do something for you!
Hey - at least you don't have to be a lefty to raise that wine glass! ;)
So what color cast are you going to get?
All jokes aside.. sorry you are down on your luck lately.
That sucks. How are you going to masturbate now?
LOL @ Candice
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