This morning I overslept, then MP also fell back to sleep after I woke her up, making me late.
Shattered my driver's side rearview mirror of my car as I was backing out of my garage this morning, trying to figure out why my babysitter wasn't answering her phone. My dumb ass hit the side of the garage backing up. My own fault for not paying attention, but WTF!
Babysitter wasn't awake when I went to drop MP off this morning, therefore I had to park and go in her house and wake her up (I have a key, I didn't break in).
Aforementioned parking-and-going-inside makes me 5 more minutes late.
Disabled vehicle on the side of the road on the way to work, causing everyone to rubberneck and make me even more late.
Get to work and park in the garage. Take a look at the rearview mirror and determine it's probably going to cost an assload of money to fix it, as the electric motor isn't working either.
Get in my office and realize I have 4 expense reports and three foreign visa applications and one passport request to do RIGHT NOW. (But I just finished them, thank GOD).
I need to go home and get in bed with a glass of wine. I just might do it.