Thursday, March 4, 2010

Duuuude. I've been gone a while.

I just realized I last posted way back in January. I always have stuff happening to me that I think to myself I need to blog about, but life's been getting in the way a lot lately. I'll give you bullet points, as I seem to do a lot, and hopefully get back atcha in the next few days to give you full recaps.

* Guy I got under in the last post is no longer in my life. Long story that will have to have it's own seperate post because it's a doozy. I'm thisclose to becoming a lesbian or starting my cat collection, either one.

* I just recently (as of this week) transferred jobs at work. This is part of the reason I've been MIA.

* A trip to the bar last weekend that included about 12 shots (no exaggeration), me groping the bartender's store-bought boobies, and dropping it like it's hot on the pole in the middle of the plywood dance floor. I don't get down like that anymore, and I was hurtin' for the whole next morning after. But it was fun. :)

That's all I can think of at this moment. I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm not dead. Oh, and Sassy Pants is still alive and kickin' too... still prego and starting to waddle. I know the sex of the baby but I don't know if she wants to share it with yall herself or not so I'm not stealing her glory. BUT she hasn't posted since like October, so I'm sure she wouldn't mind. I'll ask her and get back with you.

Hopefully, I'll be able to wrap this post up within two or three days. Cross your fingers that I'll be able to do so...if I still have anyone out there interested in the goings on of my pathetic life... :)


Candice said...

It's about damn time!

I want to see pictures of you pole dancing. I know someone must have some.

Tell Sassy pants to get her ass in gear with the blogging situation. I have been wondering about you both.

I figured you both ran off and joined a convent. ;)

Spot said...

Nice to see you're still alive and dancing. =]


Jonni - Friend of SassyPants said...

She posted the sex of baby on facebook...surely she wouldn't mind it being posted here!!!