But not enough time. Here's the bullet points...
**Mom got effed up on Christmas Eve. Shocker.
**I spent Christmas Eve in a BYOB bar. Pictures will be included.
**Drunken Santa present giving involving Twister and a broken lamp.
**White Elephant gift exchange almost coming to blows.
**Whiskey, beer, and karaoke.
**Drunk uncle who never drinks slurring words awesomely.
**Family arguing abundantly.
**Cheese dip ruining my expensive peacoat.
I'll leave you with that to think about until I have the time to actually write the post. You'll need to tune in for that one. :)