What's your bag?

I was tagged by the wonderful calicobebop to show you my bag and its contents. I didn't realize the array of crap I had in it until I was asked to do this, so thank you, calico.... my bag is now cleaned out of unneccessary items!!

Here's a pic of my purse:

It's a knockoff Balenciaga (or however you spell it) from one of the many shops here in Houston. Yeah, I don't care, I'm not spending hundreds on something that I put through the wringer on a daily basis.

Now, here's the contents (after I cleaned out all the reciepts, crap, etc):

Contents:

Keys

Wallet

Eyeglasses

Checkbook

Bottle of Ibuprofen

Medicine for my constant urinary tract infections (way fun)

Packet of Advil

Bangle bracelets from last time I went out

My old cell phone in case mine craps out (which happens often)

Lease for house rental on the Guadalupe River for Memorial Day

Insurance cards

Now. This isn't the complete list of items found in my purse. The big zipper compartment in the middle of it is reserved for.....

LIP GLOSS!!

Now, I know you're probably thinking, "Why on earth does anyone need that much lip gloss??" Well, my friends, to be honest, I have a lot more, they just don't all fit in my purse. I am a certified lip gloss whore. I see it, I have to have it. And I'll spend $25 on a great Chanel gloss because they are beautiful and last forever. You can judge if you want, but my gloss makes me happy. :)

Oh yeah, since all of my bloggie friends have already done this, I'm not tagging anyone...